was quite interesting…
my three friends and i went to dizzy’s after we pregamed a little. for my followers who don’t live by me (which is basically everyone) dizzy’s is a sketchy bar on my school’s campus that is extremely popular because you can drink if you’re 18. it’s not like “yeah they never card” or “they accept all fakes” you just have to give them your license and as long as you’re 18 and in college you’re in. aka sketchy.
before you go in you have to fill out a sheet with your contact information so the bar can email you promos and stuff. everyone hates this because we’ve all filled it out a million times, and no one ever actually gets any emails or texts.
so, my friend tara who is already wasted, decides to fill out the sheet with stuff such as “fuck you” etc. the girl running the line was like “ok cool can you fill it out for real this time?” after she saw it. she was not amused. so tara filled it out again, saying “eat me”. so tara gets kicked off the line because apparently the girl not only is unamused, but recognizes her from other nights where tara continually does this.
naturally we get off the line with tara because we’re good people. tara is having none of this and tries to GO IN ANYWAY, pushing through the security and is carried out. it was the most hilarious thing i have ever seen in my life.
after a few minutes we decide we’re going to try to go to mchebe’s, another one of these bars except you have to be 19. we were stupid though and walked past dizzy’s to get there. the girl from dizzy’s walked over and told the bouncers not to let tara in until she clears it up with her. tara goes back to dizzy’s to talk to her and i don’t know what happened but the girl signaled the mchebe’s bouncer “no” so she wasn’t allowed in.
so then we walked allll the way to mcdonald’s and went home
it was actually really funny but i’m kind of afraid that these people will recognize me from these events and not let me back in ever lol. although it shouldn’t be a problem because they were going to let us in anyway.
WELL MAYBE I DIDN’T GET TO GET WASTED BUT AT LEAST I DIDN’T HAVE TO SPEND A TON OF MONEY LAST NIGHT. RIGHT?? RIGHT???